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Monday, November 7th, 2005
5:58 pm
knockoffs are awesome!!
I am a fashion idiot so I only very recently discovered knockoffs and what they are exactly. So this is cool to me because i am usually broke and even if I wasnt broke I could not afford a $2000.00 handbag.
Tuesday, October 11th, 2005
8:02 pm
ha ha
You can buy the burger king king mask on the burger king website for 9.00 dollars.
People are buying the same mask on ebay for over a hundred dollars. I think this is so so funny.
Friday, September 23rd, 2005
2:11 pm
I want to write in this today. What could I say?
I like the show LOST now. Into that whole twisted wierdness.
Saturday, October 11th, 2003
4:53 pm
dear diary:
Today my heart lept when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion.
Thursday, August 7th, 2003
11:37 am - The Beach & Why I Hate It
Reasons why I hate the beach:
1. Sand
2. Sea creatures
3. Sunbathers with no sense of decency.
4. Uneven tan/uneven sunburn
5. Dirt
6. Salt water makes me thirsty
7. Knock you down waves
8. Bugs, of course
9. People who go to the beach just to "people watch"
10. Driving home covered in filth

I love the water and the ocean and the way it looks and the way it sounds but as for swimming, I prefer the cement ponds.
Tuesday, August 5th, 2003
10:19 pm
This is fun.

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